Weasel Poetry

Selections for your reading pleasure

From Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Weasel

Weasels, weasels, everywhere;
And all the boards did shrink!
Weasels, weasels, everywhere;
Nor any drop to drink!

From T.S. Eliot's The Hollow Weasels

Between the weasel
And the reality
Between the weasel
And the act
Falls the Weasel

From William Blake's The Weasel

Weasel! Weasel! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

From T.S. Eliot's Love Song of J. Alfred Weasel

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat weasels?
I shall wear white flannel weasels, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the weasels singing, each to each.

From Vanilla Ice's Vanilla Weasel

All right stop
Collaborate and weasel
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs ahold of me tightly
Then I flow like a weasel daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo-- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a weasel
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a weasel

Bum rush the weasel that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous weasel
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit weasels
The kid don't play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my weasel revolves it